Monday, July 30, 2007

On my way to town the other day...

I saw...

- a decapitated but very healthy buffalo heavy into rigor mortis.
- a sign for a public telephone which had lost its 'L' leading it to become a pubic telephone.(One wonders which end to talk into.)
-a sign by a local cobbler shop which said "foot were"...(were what? not feet before?)
-a graffiti on the wall which said hum sab ek hain (agar saath thoke to- if we all boink together...(me thinks dastardly engineering students did this)
-a small child peering very raptly at a goat which came and ate up her mother's offerings at a roadside temple.
-one of the staff in a bank dig deep into his nose for boogers and wipe them on the curtains when he thought no one was looking.

So little time so much to see. I wonder how much money full-time observers make these days?

(ps: 'town' in Mumbai means VT-the main city part)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Mihir said...

Had a good laugh early morning. Your the best, dear. Vaise tune mere testimonial mein kya likha hai kutte k baare mein? saala, ek toh tujhe help kar raha tha, kuch toh achha likhti :-)

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Pankil said...

Kya jakhu, aaj pehli baar tera blog padhaa. woh "Blind man...." wala Niki k baare mein hai kya? bot sahi likha hai

aur daaru party kabhi? :-)
Pankil

10:22 PM  
Blogger CruciFire said...

Hahahaha.. its amazing how weird ppl around u really are!

8:43 PM  

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